Bots wall of shame.

"You pork sheep" -- Stephen's opinion on rational argument.

"Lets make the bots' sensor return the electrostatic attraction between robots." -- Mr Slade on the inverse square law.

David -- "Lets resolve this and then I'll CENSORED"
David embarrassed -- "Did I just say what I think I just said?"
Mark -- "No, you didn't. And I didn't hear it."

• We are offering a prize to anyone who can accurately guess what was actually said. The closest guess has been made by Colin.

"I empathize with you and that makes me worried" -- Mark on David's desire to be beaten by a beautiful women.
Mark would like it to be known that this is the only point upon which David and himself agree, barnyard hijinks not-withstanding.

Mr Slade -- (A less then smart suggestion)
ALL -- NO
Mr Slade -- "Well I'll do it anyway"
David -- "It will be removed in peer review"
Mark worried -- "Our code will be peer reviewed?"

"Your idea is STUPID" -- Mark's opinion on rational argument.

"guntical progrucking pramtwers (twqonbles)"

David writing genetic programming parameters(tweakables) on the whiteboard

David -- "Yes, but it's just not nice."
David -- "Ooh arrgh ack." (with various choking sounds thrown in for good measure)
David -- "Quoi?", which David honestly thinks sounds like a duck making surprised noises (I kid you not)
David's responses to rational argument

Mr Slade -- "Gee, wow, the jokes around this group are really cutting-edge, aren't they?"

Mr Slade, jokingly -- "And you read alt.sex.fetish.sailor-moon, don't you?"
The incomparable Mr Formosa, vigorously nodding his head -- "Yes."

Mark -- "I should learn to punch, I need to it for our SAD meetings."

David -- "I know why I am getting error 15, because it's 3 more than 12"

Mark -- "Death metal is just not cynical enough!"

Mik -- "I'll do some real work in a minute, guys, really!" (After saying the same thing five times over the previous hour, while creating the following image:")

Mark -- "And Kerry Packer looks like Baron Greenback!"

Colin -- "Excuse me, I had to exhert some energy." (After making a vigerous, rather sus, pumping action with the back of a chair)

Mik -- "Is then a reserved word in Pascal?"

Mr Slade -- if (counter mod 1) = 0 then

Mik's s/o Melissa -- "Michael Slade is the most sane out of all of them!"

Mark (to MikZ) -- "I've always thought your unhealthy enjoyment of both C programming and vi (often together!) was just another branch of your S&M practices."

"Call it Bot Bot" -- Steve

"I'll be the fertility goddess." -- Mark

"That point's farcical, Stephen!" -- Mark.
"Go [have sex with] yourself, Mark!!" -- Steve.
"God I love our intellectual conversations!" -- Michael.

"Isn't it great how wearing jeans give you an excuse to adjust your scrotum?" -- Steven.

"How's the coding going, Honeybunch?" -- Mark.
"Pretty good, Snookums" -- Michael.
"Okay, Lovemuffin" -- Mark.

"Knowledge Bases don't excite my dangly bits" -- Colin.

Mr Slade's running about with more flesh showing should be viewed and attempting to chat up woman and girls at MikZ's birthday party.

Steven As an exclamation -- "Bitch, Sheep, Cow"
David -- "Sounds like my last three partners"

Steven in e-mail to colin -- "If you have overwritten the good work I did WRT the Showing of Environments then you will be fucked by a rhinocerous."